He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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