drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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