Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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