I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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