If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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