Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
she pinky promised me she was 18
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
These tits shall not be calmed
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
