So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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