you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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