I can tuck mytits in my pants
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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