If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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