what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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