they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Say something about gay babies.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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