forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
that may or may not have been my penis.
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