Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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