Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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