What a fucking waste of an outfit
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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