Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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