Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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