Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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