you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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