Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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