out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
He has the fingertips of a God
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