My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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