Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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