my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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