He told me they were just razor bumps!
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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