a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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