I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I could make wine with my vomit
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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