Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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