omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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