no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Randomize