I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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