I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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