weddingsv make me drug and hornr
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
