Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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