that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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