do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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