And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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