5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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