haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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