I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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