and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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