Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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