We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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