We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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