Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize