when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
FUCK WHALES
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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