Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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