He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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