And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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