Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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