problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
