He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
My liver just had a heart attack.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
