You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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