She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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