he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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