dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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